Apple’s Three Laws of Developers

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Feb 242011
 

There are sometimes somethings that are so short and so funny that you can not help yourself reading it again and again. We have something similar from Isaiah’s weblog.

There are three fundamental laws of coding as per Apple. They are:

  1. A developer may not injure Apple or, through inaction, allow Apple to come to harm.
  2. A developer must obey any orders given to it by Apple, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
  3. A developer must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

    4. — I. Developer

Will smith must be one happy man reading this..!!


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